Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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