the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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