i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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