Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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