belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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