i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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