"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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