At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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