I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
is it fun? or sober?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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