I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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