People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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