the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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