I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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