Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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