bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
how drunk are you?
Several
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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