we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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