I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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