i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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