I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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