hotel room ftw
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
