If i come over, it means nothing
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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