life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize