The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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