17 year olds will be the death of me.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The uberlube is also flammable
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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