I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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