i don't like sucking hair
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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