Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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