That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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