i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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