I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Your cock deserves a montage
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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