I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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