"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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