Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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