Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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