My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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