he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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