Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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