oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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