Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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