she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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