It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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