Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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