you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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