I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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