How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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