um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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