school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
