ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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