We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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