You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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