so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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