You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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