do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I pour the whiskey from now on
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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