Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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