alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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