the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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