she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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