Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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